March 2002
Strip Club
Survey Results -- 98 Entries
Percentages may not add up to 100% due to rounding
| An erotic dancer squirts the crowd with breast milk. You most likely: | You slip a $1 into an erotic dancer's thong. At the very least you expect her to: | You discover that your sexy new neighbor is an erotic dancer. She probably | |||||
| Try to catch a taste | 5% | give you a hug | 40% | is dancing her way through school | 61% | ||
| Get pissed if any gets on your clothes | 24% | give you a kiss | 17% | is supporting a kid/kids | 17% | ||
| Hope she will squirt her "other" milk into the crowd | 19% | give you a lap dance | 11% | is supporting a drug habit | 1% | ||
| save your $1 for the next dancer | 41% | pull your head into her breasts | 18% | is trying to become model or legit dancer | 16% | ||
| Go home | 8% | pull your head into her crotch | 7% | is investing the "tip" money in the S&P 500 | 3% | ||
| You are dating an erotic dancer. You: | A friend suggests you would make a great dancer. You | ||||||
| are too secure to be threatened by her job | 46% | perish the thought | 69% | ||||
| go to every show, making sure no one gets out of line | 16% | sign up for the amateur rumpshaking competition | 27% | ||||
| stay home, don't want to see crowd lusting after her | 25% | quit your day job | 3% | ||||
| demand she quit her job | 10% | ||||||
