*For 'Nikki' (and her GIRLFRIEND)
__________by S. Rene' Mills
What the fuck do you mean you have a girlfriend?
Certainly, you failed to mention that fact before.
Had you previously informed me of said girlfriend,
My goddamned face wouldn't be on the floor.
Tell me, what the fuck do you mean you have a girlfriend?
What the hell could you have been thinking?
That Rene' was ready and willing to be second best,
Yo' ass must have been drinking.
What the fuck do you mean you have a girlfriend?
And you didn't tell me because you were afraid?!?
I see right now, you're on some kiddie shit,
Nigga' this ain't the fuckin' thirteenth grade.
No seriously, what the fuck do you mean you have a girlfriend?
You should have made your Taxi Cab Confession from the start.
You're lucky I don't go 'Thin Line between Love and Hate' on you,
For playing these childish ass games with my heart.
What the fuck do you mean you have a girlfriend?
And don't tell me I need to calm down!
Does your "girlfriend" know that you've been fucking me,
While she's been out of town?
But you know what ya'll, it's cool she didn't tell me she had a girlfriend.
Because she admits that she was wrong.
I just wish I was a fly on the wall of their apartment,
When her girlfriend finds that unfamiliar thong.
"What?!?"
*Names have not been changed to protect the guilty.
