__________Najaah Childs

(Professor Real Stud walks into the classroom of rowdy thugs....class sees
the Unforgettable Stud and sits to listen)

okay class just sit back, relax, and take notes
this isnt your ordinary class about chemistry, anatomy, or political votes
this is a class about how you should always treat your lady the way she
deserves
if she is a real woman then treat her like a queen...and if she is a
chicken...well i guess you have to treat her a like a bird
the single mothers who take care of their children and never ask you for
anything ..should be put upon a pedestal and never let down
you lose the great women within your selfish ways and you then wonder why
they look at you like a clown
the sistas that have to strip to get through medical school is a true story
because no self-respecting lady would do it just because of the money
so 3 years down the line when you meet up with her again, (after you let her
go) you lookin quite "scrubbish", she lookin professional and lovely
the women that take your shit but you forbid them to dish it out to you
those are the women that have your back in your everytime of need ...so thugs
fa real you need to watch what you do
the faithful ladies who always let you know where they going and what time
they gonna be back home
dont use that information to call the cutie next door for a afternoon "lick
and moan"
not all femmz are bad until they encounter a cheating lying ass stud
and because of punks like you ...Real Studs like me get no love
so class the main points of today's lecture is to keep your shit tyte so you
wont live the rest of your life lonely
take what i spoke to heart and remember class
the next time i get a triflin ass chicken cuz of something you did ...IMA
KICK YO ASS

(Professor Real Stud leaves the silent room of shamed thugs)

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