The 90 Day Relationship

Prelude:
• Haven't gotten any in a few months; you are extremely horny
• Masturbating is okay, but you've reached the point where you need to be pressed
  against another's bare flesh
• Tired of being the only person you know not in a relationship
  Then, you meet her . . .

First 30 Days:
• Anytime you 2 are alone for more than 2 minutes, you are making out. Alone for 5
  minutes and you are having sex.
• It's good too -- hot, fantastic, live out all of your freaky fantasies, sex
• Everyone sees you together and assumes you two are a couple
• Eventually you start to act like a couple, even though it hasn't been officially declared or
  discussed
• Except for work and/or school, try to spend as much time as you can in her company
• You've left a sweater at her place; she's left panties at yours
• Is it love? Could she be Ms. Right?

Next 30 Days:
• Sex is still great.
• Hypersexual activity slows down and u can be in her presence without trying to fondle
  her.
• You are talking and learning more about each other.
• Start to realize you are not 100% compatible
• Spending time with her is still cool, but you don't like her friends
• There are petty arguements here and there, but no relationship is perfect. This is a
  relationship right?
• You'd rather have sex than talk to her. Some times you fuck her just to shut her up.

Last 30 Days:
• You realize you don't love her -- or particularly like her.
• Start taking your time responding to her voice messages/emails.
• You argue so much you don't want to be around her any more, much less have sex with
  her
• The couple of times you do have sex, it feels like a job, not an adventure
• If you are alone with her for 2 minutes you feel like you are suffocating
• You don't care if you get your sweater back; the undies get tossed in the trash.
• It's over.

Aftermath:
• Mad at yourself for getting involved with her in the first place.
• Tired of drama and swear off of women for a while.
• You are not horny at all. In fact, you could go months without getting some.

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