by Thru My IZ
If you’re looking for a place to stay, I’ve got a vacancy.
It’s incredibly spacious, yet still warm and cozy.
It’s in a safe area and is heavily protected.
I did have to clean it up a bit, because I wasn’t expecting company.
I had to remove the padlock.
Then I had to get rid of the cobwebs,
Open the windows to allow fresh air to circulate,
And sweep up all the broken pieces.
You’re a special person, so I’m giving you full access,
Complete with all the finest accoutrements.
So please,
Make yourself at home.