by Miss ReneYou’re addicted to this Divine Feline, and it’s easy to see why.
Never before have you had feline so good, it makes you want to cry.
Word is you were conducting a survey, because you couldn't’t understand how…
Rene’ could have a feline so good, it makes a dog “meow”.
It started with my face near your ‘place’, while you almost drowned in mine.
Had you braggin’ about that new shit, called “kitty sixty nine”.
Telling all your dawgs how my phatt katt damn near fits you like a glove.
And how you’ve washed your hands with petty sex and started making love.
I know you’ve brought home strays before, but it’s my kitten you’d prefer.
Because every time you stroke her, she tends to make YOU purr.
Now, it’s time that you call the City, to pick up all the strays.
And let them know you’ve got some well-bred puss to last you all your days.
