Candy Colored Glass Dildo

Reviewed by D. Alexandria

Have you ever experienced a dildo that you weren’t sure whether to use it or eat it? Okay, maybe that doesn’t normally happen, but when faced with the Candy Colored Glass Dildo from Babeland, you’ll completely understand what I mean. Just one look at this whimsical-looking dildo and your tummy will probably growl along with your lower half.

I’ve always been curious about glass dildos, but have hesitated for a few reasons: cost and of course the obvious – it’s glass! The idea of having something so fragile in my most delicate area – especially considering how overzealous I can get – was something I couldn’t fathom. But my main reason was comfort. Most of my toys are soft to the touch or flexible in some fashion to move with me, and the idea of a toy that was literally “rock hard” didn’t seem like it would be enjoyable at all. But after pushing past my reservations I am now grinning like a Cheshire Cat.

The first thing you’ll notice is just how beautiful it is. Each dildo is hand-blown, so the vibrant colored designs are unique (Babeland chooses for you), and the craftsmanship is so exquisite you may just want to display instead it. At about eleven inches long, the dildo is distinctively shaped with two large “beads” at the tip, designed to hit your G-spot, and it tapers down to the extra long handle that makes it extra convenient to manipulate for solo sessions. The second thing you’ll notice is the weight. The glass makes this dildo a little heavy giving it a unique feel while in use, and for those who love the feel of pressure during penetration, this will make you smile.

Now, the feel of this dildo is what makes it the pleasurable wonder that it is. Its seamless design and the smoothness of the glass give you this feeling that is hard to explain, but I like to call it “liquid pleasure”. There’s no real friction, so the movement is delightfully fluid, allowing your vaginal walls to just experience the feel of the “beads” as they slide in and out, which literally left me breathless. And, of course, being glass there’s no flexibility to the dildo. Instead of feeling uncomfortable as I feared, the rigidness aided me to my goal, making it easier to hit my G-spot with the most directness I had ever experienced. And as for my overzealous nature, this baby is so safe and sturdy that you’d have to ridiculously abuse it to even cause a silver of a crack. So with normal use – or excessive, like me – you’ll have nothing to worry about.

In a nutshell, I LOVE this dildo and will wholehearted and emphatically recommend it to anyone who asks. This experience has only spurred me to want to try out other glass dildos, and if I’m lucky, I’ll have at least an equally enjoyable time.


D. Alexandria (d-alexandria.com), a Jamaican descendant, unapologetically wallows in perversion while residing in the Boston area. Published in the Best Lesbian Erotica series, Ultimate Lesbian Erotica 2006, and under the pseudonym Glitter in GBF Magazine and Kuma2.net, she is currently penning her first collection of black lesbian erotica.
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